Step 1: Take drugs
Make sure they are natural to prevent terrible side effects.
P.S. Be sure not to abuse!
Step 2: Have sex
P.S. Be sure not to abuse, you don't want to go to prison.
Step 3: Dream
You spend a third of your life sleeping, don't let it go to waste.
Step 4: Draw your dreams
You can use a combination of different dreams; the more the merrier.
![](file:///C:/Users/Bryan%20Moss/Desktop/sketch.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyzJrggizkA065kJS6Qz0RHYKbh5nOguf5eiRwIojuDKyLhdWytGdyC9dYlue6t1XmreoB5kfheJzirhNg5kHia-NYL9b1oeAjRvyvVzlXktB9v6mvOLUUvqxTlGx8vPqVUDcXP7PGC4YB/s200/sketch.jpg)
Step 5: Steal from other artist.
Be sure they are the best. Stealing from someone less than a master is a waste
of your time, and your audience.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjShhHoy147fr8pHSYjrWmX7QUQpERhrIXCCl89Vm8DP9p5gr_0UsAGVlierIF4clHm0Gq0xJgXNEPV7zFmvaVoHtPGmW9B7TumJQ78nlI5MRClPS5iR1Y9Fw9XMBvhaXoHkveR7Nd38dnc/s200/painting.jpg)
Step 6: Start painting
By this point you should cut out food, drugs, and sleep.
Only thing you should be concerned with is your feelings about your painting.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2dSeBIWGuQfNZgd6Yv7Pz5wV9hYrS8OBeP8cI_t3ZLhYJR7hTIAT8VcsXIdNXljZggp7chkLjy1a8TpU0KtCvryyN1wYVs8J1KynFRlofbZoWFfbVixxhFP8BdVpSiQ4WJCsOASExYx9H/s200/1a.JPG)
Step 7: Paint.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHi8caD0oQP7xx9G9MhAN5fJDy6Zb8-bIYhYnoadmexNhvq-RgOHGq0Q2C-jZ2Z8ciUYqnGHoiZwEbXE1zYB_VNn13-7E9ue85GKRoRiRG8tZbIX_NVFg5oHEdVwn6bWxUPvipzM_q11N3/s200/1b.JPG)
Step 8: Paint more!
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4MYOYP5YsocAYPWeOnjYDUQaDs_Oi0B9_vJxwAJLyLSS2MZ4zEj2IQmnK29H0JXVr3Gymq12SgF_YaVfI9o0MookUw0m4RZqQHtDuy3yLD1Cj-JbKRWvroheLVgX4n0aFqm0lG9qfwtBX/s200/1c.jpg)
Step 9: Take a break and show friends.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih4gnYU25YzSA92fb_7cJoyk_tp3Ic9jxdIgv9h0uFnQferftDXkvK87f5lCFq3llEUiu1OfkU3XUPQd5ZhNzlZHcpG2UGTinMkqwf7nwf8EGwWsevCTVMjJ-JjNVK4QgalgmT5L60kXbK/s200/EandB31.jpg)
Step 10: After edits paint more.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_5aEjnpy-Bko2F_ageC4Bl8Q4qG1e174sPWsSoKSU3Qy8ID_KHLq2AIOJAJKjVkXGloLNtIwO4JalCAlRdSe6qUlDCWtb-GuGHhq47XMswU7nUoMZ-2HsU9yyMLrWTsIyLVNl1GLbQfXS/s200/1d.JPG)
Step 11: Show painting off to the world.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7vi6PR_FJSVMHZnrLopfo21-KPs9bk3xtsta62MtirI3zKqV554iNd7epSbRz9WaPDxNYymu_q1j6XbwW_0YEBu7K7nWUvYypn5ngkgeQIm6qoVcWD8v2CY49PxKf546Em_Pf_uR4APf3/s200/1e.JPG)
Step 12: After your hard work does not pay off, go and find a job, and realise that
you just wasted your time.