Tuesday, March 23, 2010


Bryan Moss

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Ms. Hey Young World

Strange Things Moss
Bryan Christopher Moss

Ms. Big in Japan

Strange Things Moss
Bryan Christopher Moss

Thursday, March 4, 2010

How to create a painting

Step 1: Take drugs
Make sure they are natural to prevent terrible side effects.
P.S. Be sure not to abuse!
Step 2: Have sex
P.S. Be sure not to abuse, you don't want to go to prison.
Step 3: Dream
You spend a third of your life sleeping, don't let it go to waste.
Step 4: Draw your dreams
You can use a combination of different dreams; the more the merrier.

Step 5: Steal from other artist.
Be sure they are the best. Stealing from someone less than a master is a waste
of your time, and your audience.

Step 6: Start painting
By this point you should cut out food, drugs, and sleep.
Only thing you should be concerned with is your feelings about your painting.

Step 7: Paint.

Step 8: Paint more!

Step 9: Take a break and show friends.

Step 10: After edits paint more.

Step 11: Show painting off to the world.

Step 12: After your hard work does not pay off, go and find a job, and realise that
you just wasted your time.